I used to believe giving birth meant a woman accidentally pooping a baby out.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- That to make a baby a man (over 21 & under 25) had to kiss a woman (over 19 & under 21).— Johny