When I was little, I thought when you were at your wedding, right after you said "I do", you needed to have a baby.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was 5, I used to believe that every time you wanted to have a baby you had to throw a wedding.— Maze
- I used to think that in order to have a baby two people needed to kiss for 15 minutes with taking a breath. Anon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to