I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that belly button lint came from the *inside*. Why else would it always be the same color?Anon
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana
- When I was a kid my dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.— Ann