My Grandfather and dad were talking about the trains near his hometown when I was 6, and he said that "They can lift the empty carts onto the track with a pitchfork" and although now I'm pretty sure he meant to say forklift I spent the next few years thinking a farmer put train carts onto the track with his pitchfork.
A childhood belief about trains

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that shoping carts were for slave children— kyle welch
- I used to believe that if the tyres were removed from a car, it would work perfectly on a railway track.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to think that the laugh track on sitcoms were the camera men, directors, other actors, ect. laughing.Anon
- I used to think that the expression "The former or the latter?" was actually "The farmer or the ladder?" — Fitzwilliam
- I used to think underground trains actually descended into the tunnel, like a rollercoaster.— Natasha
- My mom would tell me to stay off the railroad tracks because the trains were silent and super fast.— Roger