when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- I used to put a camera along my fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes to tape Santa.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon