When I was little, I was SO puzzled about how babies were born. I then made the theory that women gave birth through their mouths.
...I never wanted to have children after that [EVER.] I kept thinking I would die because I couldn't breathe. Then when I found out how it actually happens, I screamed and, still, didn't ever want to have children.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys— Rob
- i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.— Dave
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- When I was younger, I thought that Labour Day was when all sorts of women gave birth.— Greg
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda