When I was little, I saw Steven King's 'IT'. Oddly enough, it didn't scare me. I asked my dad if Pennywise and Ronald McDonald were related, and he said yes.
A few days later my parents and I went to McDonalds and a guy dressed like Ronald was there. I went up to him and asked if he was ashamed at having a psychotic murderer for a brother. He just looked at me and went "...Huh?"
A childhood belief about clowns

others believed things like this
- I long believed that Ronald Reagan was Ronald McDonald's brother. And I thought it made him more impressive!— JB
- I used to think that Margeret Thatcher was married to Ronald Reagan, because they were always on tv together!— Nat
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson
- I used to believe that all my aunts were related to my mother and all my uncles were related to my father.— Mandy
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- Until I was about 12 years old I believed that homeless people were made up by my parents to scare me.— Angela B.