When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- Every old person I met smelled bad, and I thought old people smelled bad because they were slowly rotting.— Jasmine
- When i was little, i believed that if you slept with socks on, your feet would fall off.Anon
- I wouldn't wear stripy socks because I used to believe the stripes dug into your feet— Shirley Reeves
- I used to believe that if you didn't take your socks off at night your feet would turn into jellyAnon
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs