Aged 5, my little sister asked if you go to French heaven if you die in France. I told her I wasn't sure. She replied "Well I don't think we should die on holiday just in case. I can't speak very good French".
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I used to believe that french fries were made of bread.— tendersoul