When I was little I believed that when you were ready to give birth your stomach would just open up and the baby would fall out. Then when the baby came out your stomach would go back to normal. Then when I was in safeway with my mom one day I saw a book on giving birth and i flipped it open and there was picture of a baby crowning! I was so disgusted and ran and told my mom what I saw. She asked me how I thought it happend, and I told her. She couldn't stop laughing.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to believe that if I slept with my mouth open that spiders would crawl in there and live in my stomachAnon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen