When I was younger, I asked my mom what heaven was like. She told me it was basically like a big ballroom, where you spent forever dancing and singing. I never liked to dance, or sing, so I thought it sounded really boring.
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon