I used to believe that traffic lights were remotely controlled by someone looking out from a nearby building. The traffic controller would therefor change the light appropriately depending on the traffic. I therefor thought that the controller wasn't paying attention when we were stopped at a red light and there were no cars driving in the other direction.
A childhood belief about traffic lights

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi
- When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light— Kiley
- I used to believe that the yellow light in traffic-lights meant Go Faster!— M. L. E.
- My dad could change a traffic light from red to green using our garage door opener.Anon
- I used to beleive that little drawf men were inside each traffic light, making them change colors. — alisha
- When I was little, I was thought that little elves controlled the traffic lights..— Rosie