A few years ago, my younger brother and I were playing with eachother when the conversation trurned to babies and he mentioned to me "Babies come out of your bumhole."
When I asked him if he was sure he said, "Well, yea. Where else would they come out."
He has also mentioned this several times at the dinner table and to his AND my friends.
I think he knows the truth now.
He should be ashamed.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - I used to believe that boys had boy babies, and girls had girl babies.
That was when I was 3-7. I'm 15 now.— Stefanie Michelle - I used to believe that when adults mentioned horsepower that there were Horses under the bonnet— Jonathan
- while my son was crying one day, my little brother announced that "babies cry to let off moisture". ha!— i'm laughing WITH you
- when i was younger i thought that babies could see out of the mummies belly button— strawberry
- I used to belief that babies came from babies r us.— Honey