when I was little, a friend of my mom's had a baby shower and she was invited to come. I thought it meant she was so big that the women had to help bathe her before she had the baby, I decided I'd NEVER want a baby shower.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that men had baby boys and women had baby girls.— Janis Smith
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood