when i was young, i thought that when a baby was born, god calls us on the phone and informs usto come and pick him up!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- when i was 5 yars old i thought that a baby is born axacly a year after the marifgeAnon
- i used to think people could go to winn dixie to pick up their baby....— crazy
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- When I was young I used to believe for some reason that being asthmatic meant you were born with no lungs.Anon