When I was younger, I used to think the penis was actually called a "buddy" and the vagina was actually called a "schnizzy". Thanks, mom. :)
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - When I was little I thought that Buddy Holly was called Bloody Holly!— Catherine
- Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*