I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to associate the word appetite with apples, if you ate apples, you had an appetite. — elly
- I used to believe that womens genitalia was an inverted males 1— St3,
- I used to believe the little bumps on a womens nipples spelled out "suck here" in braille for blind babies— Bubz
- I was told that your belly button is where you put salt when you eat apples in bed.— Shurnuff
- Once my mother told me that if i ate 2 apples in a day, i would automatically get diahrreah!Anon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s