When I was little I believed that women got pregnant completely by random. It wasn't a choice... it just happened. Also, when you gave birth, the baby came out your foot.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys— Rob
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- When I was younger, I thought that Labour Day was when all sorts of women gave birth.— Greg
- I used to believe that mommies gave birth to girls and daddies gave birth to boys. — Jackie
- I used to believe that women could only get pregnant once they were married and it just sort of happened Anon