When I was in kindergarten, a boy in my class told me that girls didn't have penises because they got cut off in a war. I believed him for the longest time until I asked my mother about it one day and she just laughed at me.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- For the longest time I believed New Hampshire was New Hamster and that was where all the hamsters came from. — Giny
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis