When I noticed my mother's Cesarian scar and asked her about it she told me that was where the doctors cut her open to take me out but didn't tell me that wasn't how babies were usually born. I had also been told that it was once common for women to die during childbirth. Based on these pieces of information I decided that natural childbirth involved the baby clawing and chewing its way out of its mother, causing lots of damage to her and probably even killing her because it was just a baby and didn't know what it was doing, but this didn't often happen any more because doctors would almost always surgically remove the baby before it did that.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that women had to get a Cesarian section to deliver the baby.— Patrick
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to think that when doctors didn't want to prescribe you medicine, they'd give you a gazebo.— JD