My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.
A childhood belief about birds
others believed things like this
- My aunts use to tell me that when I pouted the crows would come and bite my lips. Anon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe when adults grew up only 4' 9" or lower are still classified as kids.— Jorge
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- When I was a child, I used to believe that adding sugar would lower the over-salty taste of a meal.— Francois
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka