When I was younger I was convinced that since I was a girl the next baby my mom would have would be a boy, just to keep it even. Needless to say when my mom got pregnant and had a girl I was in complete shock and confusion. In my anger I yelled at her to return it for a new one, I guess I thought you could make exchanges, and then threw the telephone to the ground.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- I used to believe that telephone poles grew out of the ground.— Jennifer (the blonde)
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- A girl could get pregnant going to the bathroom after a boy.— Brandy Gallop