When I was a kid, I used to think that the only way you could play football was if you had giant shoulders.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I used to believe that football players really had shoulders that big.— Angie
- I used to believe that my feelings were in my shoulders.— Jesyka
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon
- I used to think that the Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football player.— Wendy
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- I used to believe that a hat trick in football was achieved when a player scored a goal with their head!— Andy