when i was small, my class had this human biology book...the book had some crazy drawings depicting a whole tribe of tiny men wearing overalls who lived inside your body, helping it to function...
i took it a little literally, and started eating pencils and paper, so they'd have writing materials...thank goodness my teacher stopped me before i got onto material for new overalls...
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- until i was seven i beleived that the witch from the wizord of oz lived behind a gate behined my book shelf— preston
- I used to believe that human lived inside the planet earth and not on its surface.— Giancarlo
- When I was little I thought "Pencilvania" was a huge store that sold pencils and nothing but pencils.— Tim
- I used to believe that tv people were tiny famous people that lived inside that box with a window called TV.— Miguel Horacio
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon