When I was little I used to believe George Washington (yes, the first president of the United States) was standing in the middle of the highway directing cars where to go, and that traffic was caused by him messing up. In my young visual of this he was wearing his military suit with a white wig, holding a flag.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that China was attached to the United States somewhere up near Washington state.Anon
- My visual representation of GOD was Mr Clean wearing a white robe... but his skin was a green/yellowish color.— Ryan Williams
- I used to believe that the lower level of the George Washington Bridge in NYC was named Martha Washington— Shayne
- Used to believe that hitchhikers were directing traffic— Jer
- I used to believe that America was one of the states of the United States.— Limor
- When I was liitle I used to think that God looked like george WashingtonAnon