i believed that the holes in swiss cheese were cow farts.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I thought swiss cheese came from the moon.— Patti
- I thought Spongebob Squarepants was a piece of Swiss cheese.— Melanie
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan