I used to think they cut the mom open, put the full-size baby in, waited nine months and then cut the mom open again to get the baby out.
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy