When I was a kid my pops used to tell me and my siblings that the button to turn on the hazard lights in the car was an ejector seat and that if any of us were misbehaving he would shoot us all into the sky. Needless to say, I never touched that button until I started driving...
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I use to think the hazard lights button would cause the car to explode.— m0u5y
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- When I was little I thought the navel was a button to turn people off and on.
— James - when i was young i always thought that traffic lights were big lolly pops that changed colour— rudiger2
- My siblings told me that if I ate too much cheese, I'd turn into a cow. I believed them.— Sophie
- A motorcycle was started by jumping up and down and bouncing on the seat.Anon