When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- My mother went to prom with Elvis.— Fiona
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- I thought that the barber sign meant candy because I thought it looked like a candy cane.Anon