When I was younger, if I was being bad, my mom used to tell me that there was an eject button in the car just for bad children. I used to look for it and press random places in the car, however I was still always afraid of being ejected.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that inside each volcano there was a guy who'd press a button to make it erupt.— Jim, UK
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon
- My younger sister used to believe that in everybody's belly button there lived a family of squirrels.— Sophie
- I used to believe that red pistachio shells were the same as women's press on nails.— Bob
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda