Until I was about 12 I used to think that Jay walking meant you crossed the road naked. My mom used to say naked as a jay bird so I just assumed thats what it meant. I could never figure out why people would want to cross the road with no clothes on
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe that showing my bare arms meant that I was naked, so I never wore short sleeves as a kid. Anon
- I used to believe that jay walking was walking naked on the street. — Kendra
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon
- When I was little, I used to believe that deer could only cross the road at the deer crossing signs. — Shellie