I used to think doctors cut a lady's bellybutton out to get the baby and sewed back in, until now......:}
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's belly and they sewed up the stomach afterwards.— Lucy
- i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.Anon
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe