I am a girl who used to believe that if i practised hard enough I would be able to pee standing up like boys. I sat backwards on the toilet for a few weeks then progressed to squatting over the toilet while still facing backwards. Luckily I figured it out before I tried it from a distance.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I used to think that Russian was just English backwards— Millie
- I used to believe the D in the Disney logo was a backwards G. I never understood why.— Nancy
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe that if I spelled Norwegian words backwards, it would be English. I don't anymore...— Gudrun