When I was little,I believed our toilet was alive and would drink our pee and eat our poop.I feed it tissue paper as a treat
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- when I was little I used to believe the toilet was my dad's pet and if you didn't feed him, he would die.— fenyxfire
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I use to think that mummies were wrapped in toilet paper.— Glowworm