When I was a child, I was deathly afraid of Mister Clean. I cannot explain this irrational fear...he just scares the hell out of me, to the point where I had nightmares about the advertising icon. Whenever a "Mister Clean" household cleanser ad would play itself out on my family's television set, my mother claims I would run from the room screaming.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- My grandpa and mom both used to tell me that if I didn't clean behind my ear that potatoes would grow there. — Bryan M.
- I used to believe that if I didn't clean my ears that carrots would grow inside.— Gilian
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel
- That by drinking a daily dose of buttermilk one would clean the blood thereby avoiding ACNE— Richard in Durham