Growing up in a non-religious household, as a little kid, I'd sometimes see ads for religious counseling numbers on television. I somehow got the impression that these were numbers with which to directly call God on the phone.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that numbers had gender, that the odd numbers were boys and even numbers were girls. — Evelyn
- I used to think that when it rained, god was crying.
I'm not religious but i believed it.— Sally - I used to think it was against international law, religious principles, etc. To be born on Christmas Day. :PAnon
- I used to believe that all Christians were English and all other religious people were foreign.Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- Numbers went up to 100 then restarted at zero.Anon