I used to think that our toilets flushed directly into the local lakes, and so when animals drank from the lakes, they were drinking my pee
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I believed they put heated coils in lakes for the ducks to swim in the wintertime.Anon
- When I was little, I thought the Indian princess on the Land-O-Lakes butter label was God or Jesus.— Butterflyzz
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid
- My sister used to think that there was an oil well under every gas station that led directly to the gas pump.Anon
- I used to believe that if you walked directly over someone's grave, they would haunt you forever.— jonee