when I was little, I used to hear my mum trying on clothes in her bedroom 'och, this ones getting tight again, too many calories' she used to say. I thought calories were little creatures that lived in your wardrobe and sewed your clothes a little bit tighter every now and again.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- Picking your nose and eating it. Hey! Tastes like chicken and only half the calories— Henry the Seventh
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- At the age of about 4-6, I thought a supermodel was someone who made clothes.— Walker
- i thought that if i dressed in my holly hobby doll's clothes, no one would be able to find me.— pikl
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- I used to believe that my clothes were shrinking not that I was growing.— Joann