when i was little, i didnt realize i.could breathe through my nose
but at the same time i was supposed to close my mouth while eating. This made it very hard to eat cereal
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- I used to believe that the "shark mouth" nose art painted on military planes was to scare enemy pilots away.Anon
- Picking your nose and eating it. Hey! Tastes like chicken and only half the calories— Henry the Seventh
- When I was a kid I believed that if I ate cereal I would be a cereal killer.Anon
- I thought a "cold sore" on your mouth was the same thing as "coleslaw" and so avoided eating it for years.— Helen (UK)
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello