I used to believe that tofu was actually called "toe food" and that it was made out of toe-jam.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- i thought salt made food cold, since pepper made it *hot* — cattiva
- I used to believe Mexican food was made from real Mexicans!— Holly W.
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- I used to think that when you made food 'from scratch', that scratch was an ingredient like starch.— Aynsleigh