I used to think you could lose your boobs if you ate too much beef, so I became a vegetarian.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Up until I was 10 I used to believe turkey was vegetarian.Anon
- I used to beleave that beef jerkey was cow-scabs.— Jennie
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C