My speech wasn't the best, so when my dad said he was going to ground me, I thought he was saying "drown me" because that's how I said it. I told him it was illegal and he would be in big trouble if he did that. It was a long time before I figured out what getting grounded meant.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Legal and Illegal meant the same thing (illegal)— Dhruv
- I don't know why, but for some reason I thought that blinking your eyes powered your speech.Anon
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- I used to think you could go to jail just by saying a word wrong during a speech.Anon
- I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.Anon
- I thought that "Doube Bubble Toil and Trouble" was "Doube Bubble, Toilet Trouble" Anon