before i knew how babies were made, i used to think as a kid that as soon as a couple got married, a baby instantly appeared in the wife's tummy and started growing from then. hahahahaha
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp
- when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc
- I used to think that kids just appeared after people got married... Boy, was I wrong!— Skylla
- I used to believe that when two people married their children appeared out of the middle of nowhere.Anon
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon