I used to believe that when a woman loses the waters before giving birth, she loses her bones! Because in French water and bone have got the same prononciation.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- That if a pig loses its voice, it's disgruntled.Anon
- i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - When I was younger I thought French Kissin gwas when to french people kissed.......Hah....Stupid huh??? — ~Duckie~