When my brother was around 5 years old, he saw a woman in a black burqa for the first time at Walmart and he yelled "Look Mommy!! A ninja!". The woman just laughed and my mom was mortified!
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A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon
- I used to believe that woman had to pay to keep their last name when they got married!!!!!!!— Imaginative_Kidd