When I was younger, I used to believe when I used the bathroom that an alligator lived in the sewer and ate or drank my business. Poop was the food. pee was the drinks or the poop sauce. Diarrhea was soup. I was a very weird child.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- I used to believe that a little boy lived under my house and ate all the poop 'cuz he had nothing else to eat.— RockSorceress
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon