I was born via c-section and I used to think that all babies were born via c-section, open the mother's belly they used a chainsaw and a pair of kitchen scissors, and then a baby just jumped out.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.Anon
- When I was little I thought that women had to get a Cesarian section to deliver the baby.— Patrick
- When I was very little I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the mother's stomach.— Aerith
- That babies were born with clothes on - I once asked my mum where the clothes I was born in were =]— Liadhain
- I used to believe that babies were born out our bellybuttons.Anon
- I don't know why, but I used to believe that babies were one year old when they were born o_O.Anon