I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to believe that Disney World was in the clouds.. because you always had to fly to get there..— alskdf