I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- As my parents had given me a name, I thought that it was up to me to give them names tooAnon
- I used to wander what my name would be in other languages. I thought that names worked the same way as words. — Simon
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer