I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.
A childhood belief about aliens

others believed things like this
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I used to think that if you went to the end of a road marked "Dead End", somebody would try to kill you.— Spooky
- Oh oh, I'm an alien, I'm a little alien...
Legal maybe?— Marina - I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!— Ali Brill
- I used to think that my cat was an alien that had come to teach me how to be good!— laz
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter